What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

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What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

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What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.