What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

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What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

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What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.