Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

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What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...

What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend