Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

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Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Who always wins at musical chairs?

Rosa Parks

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Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

Why does it smell of tires?

There are two black people fighting.

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What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.

What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend