Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

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What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other?

Make a mixed tape.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off