Why do teenage girls go to the bathroom in 3s and 5s?

Because they literally can't even.

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Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

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Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why are teenage girls so odd?

Because they can't even.