Because they were tailor made for it.
Mr. Peanut
but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!
Listening to an antijoke.
Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.
Tailor Swift
The heretic kept crossing the warp
Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!
Make a mixed tape.
WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.