What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

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What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.