What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

Previous Random Joke Next

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other?

Make a mixed tape.