What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

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Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

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Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

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What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.