What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

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What do you call a fast clothes maker?

Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old :)

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds