What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

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What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

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Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

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What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend

What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...