Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

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Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!

Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

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Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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What's the quietest element?

A no-bell gas. Especially when the ringing noises Are-gon.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!