Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

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Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.