Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

What do you call an American girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A Virgin.

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Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

Whats BNAG?

Its bang out of order!

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What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.