What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

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Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

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What do you call a man who marries an old ugly and poor woman?

A: Desperate!

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !