What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

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How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.