What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.