What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

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Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !