What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

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Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.