What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Why didn't Noah let the Tasmanian devil in?

He was not an archdevil.

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

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Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.