What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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What is the opposite of a Predator?

a Postdator

What is the opposite of progress?

colgatereally)Congress.

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Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!