What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

Previous Random Joke Next

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What is the opposite of a protein?

An amateur teen ( )

Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!