What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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A harmacist

What's the opposite of critical thinking?

Critical theory.

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What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.