Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

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What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

What do KKK and intensive training have in common?

they both make black guys run faster

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What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.