Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

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Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

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What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

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Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?

A double!

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.