Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

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Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

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What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.

Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

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What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.