Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What do you give a girl who already has everything?

Antibiotics

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.