Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

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What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

Lily !

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

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What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.