Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray