Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

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What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.