Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

Why would I be mad?

girls who are mad

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.