How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr