You rarely have to meet their dad.
Most people like the idea of pizza better.
One is still in the EU.
They both got famous for getting a black man off.
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
Gilly suit
We only met last week!
You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.
It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
A tractor
When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked
When all the cotton is picked off her tampon.
