You rarely have to meet their dad.
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
A short one with no punchline
The hip replacement guy. /dad
Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!
Shhhhhhh.
He pulled some strings.
I don't know, but their flag's a plus.
3 sleeps 'til Christmas
Because they cant find dates
He wax off
Cotton mouth
When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked