What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

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What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

What's the best part of split-pea soup?

The cut up peaness.

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What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!