What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

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What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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What breaks when you give it to a twelve year old?

Her hips.

What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

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What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.