What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."

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What're you here for?

asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

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What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."