What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."

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Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !

Behave Jokes More Behave Jokes

Why was Mr. Behaving sad?

His daughter was always Ms. Behaving.

What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet?

Behave or Frankenswine will get you."

Duckle Jokes More Duckle Jokes

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!