What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

Behave Jokes More Behave Jokes

What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."

What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

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What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."