How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

Bulldog Jokes More Bulldog Jokes

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.