How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

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What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

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Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Bulldog Jokes More Bulldog Jokes

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht