How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

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Who is driving the car?

The police.

What are cats' natural predators?

Cars.

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Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

What kind of dog chases anything red ?

A bull dog !

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How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht