How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

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What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Bulldog Jokes More Bulldog Jokes

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.