Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

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Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

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Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi