Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

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What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi