Gnocchi Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

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Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Why did Bruce Jenner crash his car?

Because she's a woman.

Italian Man Jokes More Italian Man Jokes

What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?

A stutterer.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did Leonardo DaVinci call his house?

The DaVinci Abode

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Italian Chef Jokes More Italian Chef Jokes

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!