Gnocchi Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

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Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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A Volkswagen automobile.

What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

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What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare ribs.

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

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Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

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Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

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What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?

A stutterer.

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

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What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

Why do hurricanes have girl names?

First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.