Gnocchi Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

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Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

Italian Chef Jokes More Italian Chef Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Italian Man Jokes More Italian Man Jokes

What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?

A stutterer.