How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

Queue Jokes More Queue Jokes

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi