How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping?

Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!

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What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

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What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !