How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so?

Is he the McRib

What's a balloon's favorite genre of music?

Pop.

Queue Jokes More Queue Jokes

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk