How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

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How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

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What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

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What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

What music does a balloon really hate?

Pop

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What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi