How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

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What goes "snap crackle and pop" ?

A firefly with a short circuit !

When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen?

And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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Why does Yasuo never get locked out?

Because he always "hasaki!"

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.