How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.