How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

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How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!