What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

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What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

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What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.