What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!