What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

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Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards