What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

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What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train?

Auschittz."

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.