What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why don't cannibals like clowns?

they taste funny!

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."