What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

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What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

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What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

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How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

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Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...