What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

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How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

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Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.