We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.
Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.
They like to run around in their bear feet.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
He wanted to be on time.
Throw in your laundry!
a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
I usually put bread in a toaster.
