What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

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What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

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What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.