What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

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What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

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Netflix and chili

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What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

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What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

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What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"