What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

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When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

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What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

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What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

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What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.