What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A thon

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

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Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Windshield Viper Jokes More Windshield Viper Jokes

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.