Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

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What do you call an impotent lizard?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a broken snake?

A reptile dysfunction.

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Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

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What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction