Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

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What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction