Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !

What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !

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What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

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A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

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Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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Turn on their windshield vipers.

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What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction