Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

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Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

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Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans