How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

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How do they calculate global warming?

Al-gore-ythms

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.