What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

Length Jokes More Length Jokes

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

Exaggerate Jokes More Exaggerate Jokes

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.