What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

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How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.