What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.