What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

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How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.