What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

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Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

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Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

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What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.