What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

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What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

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What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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The Defenestration of Smaug.

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A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

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Brothel sprouts.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four