What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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What's the difference between a women's argument and a knife?

The knife has a point !

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

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Why are people in silicon valley better coders than others?

Because of their proximity to the I'll let myself out..

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

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What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why is there no Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

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What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...