What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

What do you call a coked-up Iron Man?

Steel Man.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why is there no Windows 9 ?

Because Windows 7 8 9.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper?

A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.