What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

When is a woman wrong?

As long as she is unmarried.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.