A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

Where do you go when you need a sperm donation?

Sasha Grey's mouth

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

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What did the ireshmen say to the beer ?

I love you.....

How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

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Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

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What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either