Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."
I Duggar."
Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.
Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.
Because he asked for Ice-es
Because you need to be 21 to get in.
The designated driver.
Cause beer is made with hops.
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
Xanax since he's a Bartender
bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.
