3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

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Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

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What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies"

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.