3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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What are 3 two letter words that say small?

A: Is it in.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.