3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

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What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.