He wasn't a charitable guy
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
I'll live...
Cause they struggle to put food on the table
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
You pay them under the table )
Because it was for chair-ity
What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
A table can support itself
DaVinci
I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
This guy.
giANT!!
When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!
Stephen Hawking.
I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*
i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table
He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth
A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!
They don't like to get that far from the table.
A whale with a table taped to it.
Because it cracked itself up.
I don't knead you anymore.
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
Amanda the table!
A child with pitchfork in his back
'Can I join you?'
They couldn't find a table.
They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it
Pay $100 for 30 minutes
Cause Charlie don't serf.
Cause they don't Habanero!
A picnic table can support a family of four
A picnic table can support a family of 4.
The dead baby can feed a family of four.
Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"
Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.
Because their peckers are on their faces.
Cause she ran away from the ball
because he wanted to play minijerkoff.
Shingles.
On account of the coffin.
A Suhhh Dude
The leaf, the rope stops the emo.
