He wasn't a charitable guy
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
I'll live...
Cause they struggle to put food on the table
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
You pay them under the table )
Because it was for chair-ity
What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
A table can support itself
DaVinci
I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".
Couple's Daily Question Mug
This guy.
giANT!!
When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!
Stephen Hawking.
I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*
i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table
He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth
A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!
They don't like to get that far from the table.
A whale with a table taped to it.
Because it cracked itself up.
I don't knead you anymore.
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
Amanda the table!
A child with pitchfork in his back
'Can I join you?'
They couldn't find a table.
A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
Look for the one with shaved legs....
He was nonplussed.
Rick O'Shay
Even the pool tables have no balls
The fourth wall
To see if there was any more money in the kitty !
Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.
Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101
Olive them
A picnic table can support a family of 4.
A picnic table can support a family of four