He wasn't a charitable guy
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
I'll live...
Cause they struggle to put food on the table
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
You pay them under the table )
Because it was for chair-ity
What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
A table can support itself
DaVinci
I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".
Couple's Daily Question Mug
This guy.
giANT!!
When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!
Stephen Hawking.
I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*
i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table
He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth
A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!
They don't like to get that far from the table.
A whale with a table taped to it.
Because it cracked itself up.
I don't knead you anymore.
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
Amanda the table!
A child with pitchfork in his back
'Can I join you?'
They couldn't find a table.
He was melting
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
One can actually support a family.
Because they have no attachments.
Elaine
When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around
The cat ate her.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Ayyyy watch it homes!
Sep-timber
Hey. Watermelawn.
It's not there.
It's been nice gnawing you !
The chair was armed.
looks over both shoulders....
Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.
