Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

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Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

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Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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They don't like to get that far from the table.

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A whale with a table taped to it.