Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

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What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!