What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

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Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

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How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop