Blanket Jokes

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What's the worst gift to give to an anti-vaxxer?

Blankets.

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

Underlay Jokes More Underlay Jokes

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What do you call a coked-up Iron Man?

Steel Man.

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !