Blanket Jokes

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What's the worst gift to give to an anti-vaxxer?

Blankets.

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Constantinople fall?

Itstumbled.

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Ps Jokes More Ps Jokes

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.

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What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!