What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

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What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"