How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....