How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.