How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?

Sparky.

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Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....