What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

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Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter