What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

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Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

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Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.