What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

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What did Helen Keller call her dog?

ltsmashes keyboard&gt

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?

It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.