What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

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Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

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What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

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How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?

It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.