What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

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What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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What is the most commonly heard four-letter word in a whorehouse?

Next!"

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

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What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter