What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What do you call a lost Asian man?

Disoriental

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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Te-quil-a

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What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

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How much less could you care?

Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.

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Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

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M'doula obligada.

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What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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Does it matter

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Doesn't matter, so long as it's stiff.

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

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Immigrants

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What do you call the CFO of a landscaping company?

A hedge fund manager