What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Ibm Jokes More Ibm Jokes

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

Hedge Fund Manager Jokes More Hedge Fund Manager Jokes

What do you call the CFO of a landscaping company?

A hedge fund manager

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.