What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

What does a neckbeard say when make him laugh?

You made m'laugh.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI?

I am a were

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

Who inspires you?

ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Ibm Jokes More Ibm Jokes

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

Hedge Fund Manager Jokes More Hedge Fund Manager Jokes

What do you call the CFO of a landscaping company?

A hedge fund manager

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.