How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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Because it scares the dog.

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It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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Get off me Holmes!

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Get off me holmes!

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A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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Elementary, my dear Watson.

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."