How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

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What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.