How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

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What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

What do you call a smart mexican?

Sherlock, Holmes.

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.