How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

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What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

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What up Holmes?

Watson

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

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What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.