How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

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What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.