Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

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Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

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What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.