What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

How does the vicar explore the Internet?

With the church mouse.

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What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi