What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

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What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

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What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste