What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

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Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

Season Veteran Jokes More Season Veteran Jokes

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

Sprinkle Jokes More Sprinkle Jokes

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.