What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

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Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Season Veteran Jokes More Season Veteran Jokes

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Sprinkle Jokes More Sprinkle Jokes

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.