What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

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What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

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What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

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How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.