How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

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How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

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How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

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What do you call the Italian slums?

The spaghettos.

What do you call a bad Italian neighborhood?

The spaghetto.

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How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.