How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

Sprinkle Jokes More Sprinkle Jokes

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!