How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

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How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

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How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit?

A DayGlo Dago

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What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.