How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

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How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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Diego wop wop wop .

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How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.