How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

Sprinkle Jokes More Sprinkle Jokes

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.