Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

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What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

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What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

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What did Silicon say to Germenaium ?

Got dope

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.