Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

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What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

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How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.