He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.
What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."
Because they are well practiced in cutting.
because he is a Boxer
In the ring.
One's gotta pee.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.
Tie Astro-knots.
First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!
A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.