Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

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What type music should you practice before doing something dangerous?

Safety measures.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

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What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

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What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

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Why did the rope get put in timeout?

Because he was very knotty.

Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ?

Caroline of rope with you !

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How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.