Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

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What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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What did Silicon say to Germenaium ?

Got dope

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

Sprinkle Jokes More Sprinkle Jokes

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!