Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

Dope Jokes More Dope Jokes

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

Sprinkle Jokes More Sprinkle Jokes

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!