What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

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What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What's red and not there?

No tomatoes.