What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

Why do you have a black eye?

You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

Mechanic Jokes More Mechanic Jokes

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned