What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

Mechanic Jokes More Mechanic Jokes

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger