Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

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How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke?

with a low "ha"

What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?

A masochrist.

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Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*