Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

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How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

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They both enjoy handshakes.

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Who ate all the crackers?

racist cannibal.