Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

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What's one cracker plus two crackers. 257 Calories(http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?

i=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.